You know your from alden when:

When you go cow tipping on friday nights.

When everyone you know works at Tops, McDonalds or Carbones.

When the creeks the place ot hang out.

When one of your teachers is a lesbian..and theres pictures to prove it.

When your principles fired for being an alcoholic...but then gets re-hired to work with little kids.

When everybody knows everything...about everyone...all the time.

When the mall is a half hour away.

When prom always falls on the same day as your cross country meet.

When your 7th grade science teacher watches porn...in class.

When your bus rides an hour.. even though you live five mintues from the school.

When everyone runs to class when the big guy in the pink shirt comes down the hall way.

When the girls wear flip flops...in winter.

When your football game is 33-0...and you loose.

When rifle teams your best sport.

When your teachers cut your skirts.

When ripped jeans are practially illegal.

When you cant walk down the hall wihtout hearing "fuck" 63826798 times.

When theres 7 feet of snow outside and you still have school.

When your summer vacations a week longer then everyone elses.

When the vending machine always eats your money.

When everyone has a pass to Darien Lake.

When every sentence either starts or ends with the word 'yo'.

When the nurse sends you home fer a paper cut.

When away games are 45 minutes away.

When fights break out at every game.

When everyones exicted fer big cookie day. And knows what you mean when you say "It's big cookie day!"

When 15 girls get harassed by the same guy...and hes still in school.

When you take earth science in 10th grade and bio in 9th.

When you know at least two people you associate with live on or near a farm.

When you're drive to school takes an hour because you're stuck behind a tractor.

When the number 1 thing people do in the summer is go to Darien Lake because it's 10 minutes up the road and people are always having bonfires.

When everyone hates Darien Lake because they've worked there and found out how sick it is, or are just sick of it, but they go anyways.

When you listen to country, pretend to be black, act like a hick, then deny that you are.

When most of the lunch ladies don't have all of their limbs.

When all of the guys dress and act gay, but make fun of the kid who is actually gay.

When your schools rival is every other school in Western New York.

When snowmobile trails are used more than actual roads.

When your school has one of the highest academic scores in the state, but only because most of the people drop out.

When you go to parties and see people there who graduated 4 years ago.

When your gym teacher has 7 toes.

When the 8th graders get caught with pot and vodka.

When half the girls in the school think the new principal is hot. (Only half?)

When every kid is pissed off because the school is serving snowman shaped hot pretzels rather than the regular ones.

When your math teacher is a whore, and wears see-through clothes.

When you're known for two things: drinking heavily and fighting people (or places) bigger than you and winning.

When the cool thing to do is walk around town aimlessly.

When you have to drive a mile to get to your friends house.

When the best thing to do is either go to Billiebobs, or go smoke pot or drink behind the gas station with the manager.

When you see people either driving tractors or lawn mowers around the town.

When you get a gun for Christmas.

When you spend an entire Environmental Lab class watching Jeff Foxworthy.

When you think nothing of seeing Tom Dose at musical rehearsals.

When the sophomores can beat the seniors in battle of the classes.

When you think nothing of driving for twenty minutes just to get to Mighty.

When you have a Confederate flag hanging in your locker.

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